Stuffing Story part 2
I woke up at 10 am, but it was the weekend so who cares. I was slightly surprised to find that I was lying on the sofa, but even more so when I noticed Sarah wrapped in my arms. And then the realization hit me, I was naked on my sofa with some kind of half alien in my arms, and I had fallen in love. Fantastic. I attempted to manoeuvre myself around her, and as I did so, I noticed something that didnt fit in with my memories of the night before. There was a hell of a lot less of her than there had been when I fell asleep. This was impossible, I thought, the night before she had been a giant belly with a woman attached, and now she was only about an inch, if that, bigger than when I first met her. I was going to have a lot of questions, but Id rather ask them with clothes on.
I went up to my room and threw on some baggy jeans and a t-shirt, before returning to the perplexing woman in my living room. She had woken up and was looking around with a confused expression on her face. As I walked in her eyes focussed on me and she gave me a broad smile.
Good morning, she said cheerfully, and where have you been?
I just went to get some clothes. I replied Um
Whats wrong? she asked, sensing the nervousness in my voice. Her eyes were making it hard to concentrate; it felt like they were boring into my skull.
Well, the thing is Im not exactly used to falling asleep next to a woman with a stomach bigger than my whole body, and waking up next to a woman whose belly only sticks out an inch.
Oh, thaaat, she said relieved. Were you expecting me to digest at human speed? If I did youd have seen me looking huge at work.
And you didnt think it might be a good idea to tell me? I was getting a little annoyed at this point.
Look, Im sorry, OK? Most people I meet chase me off before I have time to give them a list of my
let me know if anything you do is going to come as a shock.
Even better, Ill show you something weird I can do.
She walked up behind me, and made sure my arms were by my sides. I had no idea what she was going to do, so I just went along with it. It turned out she was right, it was something very weird she could do. The next thing I knew my entire head was inside her mouth, and her throat muscles were pulling me in. My mind wanted to struggle, but my body was frozen with fear. Slowly at first, I was dragged into her maw, and down towards the awaiting stomach.
I reached the end of the oesophagus, and was forced to ball up in the stomach. Everything was pitch black, until a strange ball of light followed me down. It was strange, there was no sign of the small amount of food I had seen from the outside, and the stomach walls were all wrong, they were just like the flesh covering her body. Still, the lack of acid was nice.
Oh, just my luck! I yelled from within, while I could feel her caressing her belly. I fall in love with a beautiful alien woman, and she just wants to eat me!
Im sorry, said a muffled voice from the outside world. I was just showing you so you wouldnt be shocked.
Shocked?!!! You just ate me!!!
Alright, I take your point.
All of a sudden, the almighty throat muscles took hold of me, and yanked me back upwards. As soon as my arms were able to escape, I dragged myself to freedom. Once outside I adopted a dazed stagger whilst opening and closing my mouth. The woman who I had just been inside approached me with a concerned look on her face, so I backed into a corner. Only then did I faint.
My eyes opened slowly, and focussed on the shape of Sarah crouched over me. I quickly pushed her away, scrabbling to my feet. A shaking finger pointed at her, I mumbled something completely incomprehensible.
Its OK, she said in a soothing voice. I let you out.
My mind started working again, as it took in the sight of my, still existent, body. I straightened up and shook myself.
Never, Ever, EVER do that again!!! I screamed.
But I was just-
No, you ate me, there is no just. You put me in your mouth and swallowed me.
Look, you were perfectly safe.
What the hell are you talking about? You said yourself that you digest faster than humans. Im surprised I didnt melt!
That wasnt a digesting stomach.
You have 2 stomachs?!
Im probably going to regret asking why, arent I?
Well I have 4 for digesting, 2 for storage and 1 for
Why on Earth would you entertain guests in your stomach?
Well, not on Earth obviously. Its mainly for carrying young.
This is going to take some getting used to, I said, lowering my voice. Wait, with that many stomachs, how much food can you eat? And where does it all go? You look almost exactly like you did when I first met you.
Well, Ive never found out how much its possible for me to eat, because Ive never tried. As for where it goes, I think it gets turned into energy, which is used to make acid. Its a good system
I sighed Lets go get breakfast.
And so I proceeded to make a large batch of pancakes, which disappeared miraculously, and found Sarah some toffee, because I knew that would take her a while to eat. After a long, muffled conversation, I realized that I had completely run out of food. Time to go shopping.